
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Jardim Botânico - Botanical garden - Part one

Friday, September 7, 2007
move Part lll
Not Exactly Jetlag
After managing to retrieve the new apartment keys at only 7 pm the night before, I started our move 5 stories up the building at 7 am on Thursday. I was determined to get most of the move completed before I left for the US at 11pm. Mission accomplished. By the time plopped my tired bones into the taxi, at least 80% of the move had been completed. Luzia, our housekeeper, was great. She knew where everything went and was able to retrieve items when I asked for them later.
In true American fashion, Ginger came to help for a few hours. She scrubbed out closets and cupboards and arranged the new linen closet. She took photos to show our bloggy friends where I will be blogging from in October when I return. Abel said he loves the way Americans help each other. I think it is one of those things that we take for granted only until we move to another country. Without family around we become sisters and brothers.
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Part 2: Moving day, Maybe

The lights at the Jockey club have just come on. That means it is 5 in the morning. If this were the weekend most Brazilians would just be going to bed. ON this Tuesday morning, I have been awake since 2:45.
We spent all of yesterday waiting for a final document to be emailed. It arrived in great detail and with only 2 unclear issues. The Comandante then took the document to Barra to be signed by the fiador and then back to Ipanema to be notarized. The glitch was that they would not notarize our fiador's signature and he must return there today. Result: Still no key. Still no move!
You might ask WHY in the land that invented "manaña" (manha for all you portuguese speakers) I'm so anxious. Resposta: Wednesday I am headed to the US for a month. I am just a glutton for punishment.
Monday, September 3, 2007
Moving Day, Maybe.

About a month ago our neighbors informed us they were moving from their apartment and asked us if we would like to take over their lease. It took me about 5 seconds to answer affirmatively. The rent is less than our current apartment and the value is about 10 times more. It is the trilevel penthouse with a view of Corcovado, all of Leblon and Ipanema, the white sand of Ipanema beach and the stunning granite monolith of Dois Irmãos. A rooftop pool and jacuzzi, sauna etc. You get the picture. The third level is the barbeque area.
So far so good. Of course there is a catch. This is Brazil you know. Fiador, check! Documents, signed and notarized, check! One walkthrough done, check! Where is the key??
Well there is one more document that needs completion and notarizing. We have been sitting here all day waiting for the typist to return from coffee then from lunch. The Comandante then needs to review it, hopefully there are no errors, drive it all the way to Barra, then back to Ipanema to be notarized then down to the realtors to pick up the keys before 5pm. It is now 2:15. I have checked my mail so many times it is about to blow and so am I.
The Comandante decided to take all of this in true Brazilian style. He is lying on the bed reading his novel.
Sunday, September 2, 2007
Don Camillo and Mr President

Ginger has introduced you to Don Camillo, our local Brazilian-Italian humorist. I have introduced you to the twins. The twins are the progeny of Mr President, our Swiss-Italian humorist friend. We think it is the Italian part of the hyphenated descriptions that produces the chemistry between them.
We will never know exactly because those of us who sit and observe their antics cannot follow their private language. It appears to be a blend of Italian, German, Spanish, Portuguese and English.
It goes something like this: Don Camillo says 3 words in brazo-italiano then Mr President says 3 words in brazo-italiano about the name of Chou Kou Chinese Restaurant. They break into laughter. Not the normal type of laughter but the tears on your cheeks - choke on your food - wet your pants - type of laughter. Then they throw out a few useless anglo - germanic - brazo laughter choked syllables in an attempt to help the rest of us out and again nearly laugh themselves to death.
Don't worry about the wives of those 2 or the Comandante, we simply enjoy the company of 2 people taking so much pleasure from life and from each other.
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Part 1: An American Farm Girl in Rio de Janeiro

People who know me well know that I was raised in a suburban town in California. For a few years our housing tract was surrounded by orchards but by the time I could walk around the block and make it make home safely, the prune, pear and apricot trees had been converted to firewood and new schools and homes stood in their places. So no one could ever call me a farm girl except my brazilian husband.
He knows me as a woman who bakes bread, tries to grow trelliced tomatoes on varandas, sews clothing, paints anything to extend its usefullness, brews soap and yogurts, and makes furniture or upholsters things to serve as furniture.
Six o'clock this morning was no exception. He woke up to the sound of my electric drill screeching into the pieces of plywood stretched out on the kitchen table. I was making upholstered headboard frames to cover with a gorgeous fabric I bought in San Franciso last year. I suddenly discovered that the lumber shop nearby had sold me a warped piece of wood which will distort the shape a bit. Then I discovered that the foam pieces were cut wrong. One piece was cut 2 centimeters too long and one two centimenters too short.
Now anyone who has lived in Brazil knows there is no such thing as returning an item to a store in Brazil and there is no such thing as an employee who mismeasures. The customer is always wrong!!
The truth is they sold me exactly the quantity of foam that I asked for and the exact length of wood I needed, so what is my problem anyway . . . . Everyday life in Brazil lesson #54,789, I will measure it myself before they package it and complain before I write the check.